STOCK
CAR MAGAZINE ARTICLE - AUGUST 2008
Bristol Motor Speedway - A Track Like
No Other
The
Writer Takes On The High Banks Of Bristol Motor Speedway And Gains Newfound
Respect For Drivers
writer:
Rick Houston
photographer: Angee Lee
Let
it be here and forevermore known that I apologize.
I
apologize to every single driver I've ever insisted on interviewing
immediately after a race at Bristol Motor Speedway. I apologize to every
driver I've ever mocked for having trouble there, including, if not
especially Ken Alexander, who was once involved in no less than five
accidents during a long-ago Busch Series event at Bristol.
It
seemed oh-so comical that afternoon in the press box ... No. 63 car,
Turn 4 ... 63 car, frontstretch ... 63 car, backstretch ... 63 car ...
63 car ... poor guy. It couldn't possibly be that hard to drive this
place, could it?
Bristol
is, after all, just another short track. Somebody once compared racing
at Bristol to flying jet fighters in a school gymnasium. Somebody else
said it was like rolling marbles around the inside of a cereal bowl.
The analogies made for good copy, but it really wasn't all that difficult.
Yeah, the turns are banked pretty steep, but what's the big deal? They're
racers, and they should be able to handle it.
Oh,
just shut up already.
Could
there possibly be a more difficult track in all of NASCAR to negotiate?
Nope, no way, and if there is, I don't know that I would want any part
of it. Sure, road courses are probably more technically demanding, but
that's different. That's way different. Your mind messes with you on
a road course ... downshift here, turn right there, shift again, turn
left.
Bristol
is a completely different universe. Here, you're on the straightaway
for, what, a half a second before you drive off the side of a cliff.
You hang there in the impossibly banked turns, G-forces slamming your
body hard into the right-side rib protector, your hands twitching this
way and that on the steering wheel.
Finally,
mercifully, you're out of the turn and onto another straightaway. You
can breathe and relax, but almost before your mind can even register
it, you're headed straight for the wall that is the next turn. This
place is crazy stupid.
And
that's just for the 50 laps or so of a session at DriveTech at The Racing
School. 500 laps? With 42 other cars? Forget it. It's quite possible
that the most amazing thing about any driver's performance at Bristol
isn't quite so much that they actually completed a race, but that they're
able to coherently talk about it afterward.
What They Do Right
Mark Ebert once sold insurance, but come Monday morning meetings, he
noticed he was the only one there with grease under his fingernails.
Ebert had been operating a driving school at Thompson (Connecticut)
International Speedway part-time for a couple of years, and he had a
choice to make.
Was
he going to expand the school and go full time, or was he going to sit
in an office for the rest of his life? The Attleboro, Massachusetts,
resident took the school full time in 2001, and today, DriveTech at
The Racing School offers classes at nearly 20 short tracks and superspeedways
across the country.
It
doesn't take long to notice differences between this and some of the
other driving schools that are available. First, DriveTech at The Racing
School sessions are laid back, even when struck by inclement weather.
Nobody seemed to panic, and nobody tried to rush class participants
onto or off of the track in order to beat approaching rain, which eventually
put an end to activities altogether.
The
mood translated to participants, some of whom were forced to reschedule
their sessions for months down the road. Sure, they were disappointed,
but understood. Others could come back the next day, and amazingly enough,
were able to start their laps all over again.
A
good PR move? You betcha.
Another
HUGE plus for Ebert's group is its use of in-car radios. Instructors
can communicate with students, but not vice versa, and that's fine.
Most students-the sane ones, at any rate-are far too busy worrying about
not busting their rumps to be concerned with finding the "talk"
button.
Such
communication allows for instruction that's easy to understand. Here,
there's no need for an instructor to ride shotgun. At Bristol, you don't
have time to watch an instructor's hand signals, keep an eye on the
track, and drive anything even remotely resembling a smooth and consistent
lap. Coaching is kept to a minimum, and in the simplest of terms ...
lift and move left. Good job. Move up a little bit. That's it.
Really,
in retrospect, it just seems to be a much safer way of doing things
for students and the guinea-pig instructors who at other schools have
to hang on for dear life while in the passenger's seat.
From
the very first laps on the track, students are taught how to deal with
other cars. Sent out in groups of four, the tail-end car is not given
clearance to pass the first three until he has had the chance to learn
to pass. The warm-up session is also the only one in which students
have to follow a pace vehicle.
Another
plus. A big plus.
Finally,
Michael Edwards has to be one of the classiest kids around. He and dad
Scotty are from Richmond, and race Legends together when they're not
both working with Ebert at his school. Michael patiently helped me into
and out of my assigned car, and then helped buckle me in.
When
I land my first driving contract with Hendrick Motorsports, Michael
is going to be my crew chief.
What
They Could Do Better
Mess up and it's going to cost you.
Flat-spot
the tires on the car you're driving, and they're yours. At the
moment, brand-new tires are 416 bucks each. If they've been used, the
cost is prorated, down to a minimum charge of $75 a tire. That's just
if you spin.
It's
a whole other ballgame if you actually hit something. For around $60,
you can get an insurance waiver with a $1,000 deductible-evidently,
in Ebert's case, you can take the man out of the insurance business,
but you can't take the insurance business out of the man.
Still, give Ebert credit for being up front about the policy. Liability
for accidents at other schools is rarely, if ever, mentioned. Maybe
it's in the fine print at other places, but not here.
Personally,
I passed on the waiver, and it was the only thing that came close to
taking even the slightest edge off the DriveTech at The Racing School
experience. Ebert and I rolled off into Turn 1 during a side-by-side
exercise, and for the briefest of moments, I wondered how I was going
to present SCR with a bill for the damage I was about to do.
I
lifted.